Kittens and the internet: they go together like peanut butter and jelly! Need a picture for a LOL caption? Try a Kitten! Need a furry friend to photograph in silly hats? Might I suggest a Kitten! Something stuck in a hamster ball? Kitten!
And keep in mind, this is an animal with a complete lack of technical savvy (unless you count that mobile app that helps them track that darn laser dot on the wall).
Why does the web need a cuddly friend so badly? We have a theory. Compare those square, sharp-cornered pixels on your rectangular screen to the gentle roundness of a little Kitty nestling into your lap! Contrast the cold metal of the wires deep within your smartphone to the comforting fuzziness of a cat’s soft fur! Truly, Kittens are the yin to the cyber-yang, the balance that keeps the virtual world together!
SQUISHABLE - Mini Kitten
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