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The Cow is truly the cream of the farmyard crop! You don’t have to skim an animal husbandry textbook to know that cows are smart, witty and have far more stomachs than your average mammal! If I had to rank all the creatures and divide them into percentiles, the Cow would be in the top 1%! Or 2%! Easily! 

This Mini Squishable Cow is a whole lot of fabulous cowishness, from its broad smile to healthy udders! Like its older sister, the Squishable Cow, it’s perfect for cuddling on the couch when all you want to do is relactose. I mean relax!

Incidently, cows love cheesy puns! What are the odds of that? I’d say half-and-half.

7 inches of buttery punnery! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!


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