Chilis and garlic are such a gauche method of making sure you have a row to yourself on the bus. Next time, why not just try breathing fire at the potential seat-mate? Yes indeed, barbecuing should always be a first weapon of choice when dealing with unwanted intruders, and for that purpose allow us to suggest a dragon!
Hidden within his fuzzy cuddliness is a mass of adorable territorial aggression! Protect your lawn from overenthusiastic puppies, your treehouse from bloodthirsty pirates, or your bed from unwanted exes. This is a multi-purpose flamethrower with extra cuddly hug attachment included.
SQUISHABLE - Mini Blue Dragon
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